Don't Stare At My Tits Socks UK 4

Pair of Urban Eccentric socks with beige background, blue detailing, and humorous bird pun slogan “Don’t Stare at My Tits.” Stocked by Rebel Romance.

Urban Eccentric novelty socks with beige base, blue accents, and “Don’t Stare at My Tits” slogan with blue tit birds. Packaged with branded label. Available at Rebel Romance.

Close-up of Urban Eccentric beige socks featuring two blue tit birds and the cheeky phrase “Don’t Stare at My Tits.” Fun novelty socks sold by Rebel Romance.

Beige Urban Eccentric socks with blue heel, toe, and cuff. Features cute blue tit birds and bold “Don’t Stare at My Tits” slogan. Available at Rebel Romance.

Don't Stare At My Tits Socks UK 4 - 8

£7.99

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🐦 Don’t Stare At My Tits – Socks by Urban Eccentric (UK 4–8)

Equal parts cheeky and charming, these cotton-rich socks feature two adorable blue tits and the iconic phrase "Don't Stare At My Tits" – the perfect blend of birdwatcher humour and feminist sass.

Whether you're into feathery puns or just want to give your outfit a bold little attitude boost, these socks are sure to get a double take (in the best way).

Why You’ll Love Them:
🐦 Cotton-rich for softness and breathability
👀 Funny slogan with bold birdy energy
🧦 Fits UK sizes 4–8
🌍 Made by Urban Eccentric – masters of quirky sock humour
📏 Pack dimensions: 23 x 8.5 x 1.5 cm
🧵 60% Cotton, 20% Polyamide, 19% Polyester, 1% Elastane

Perfect for gifting, giggling, or flipping the bird (literally) without saying a word.
🖤 Add them to your Rebel Romance sock drawer and embrace the pun!