Betiobca: Vampire Couple Funny Love Card
True love is noticing when they’ve barely touched the blood of their enemies!
The Funny Love Card featuring a Vampire Couple serves up gothic romance, a candlelit dinner and just the right amount of emotional concern. With two wonderfully deadpan vampires and a deliciously dark caption, this funny greeting card is perfect for telling your favourite person that you know them alarmingly well. Eternal devotion, with excellent table manners.
Why you’ll love it
🧛 Romance with bite: A cartoon vampire couple shares a candlelit meal, complete with eyeball cocktails
🖤 Darkly funny wording: “You OK, babe? You’ve barely touched the blood of your enemies…” gives checking in a gothic twist
💌 For your favourite creature: A fun choice for anniversaries, Valentine’s Day or an unexpected love note
✍️ Blank inside: Add your own declaration of undying affection or a suitably dramatic private joke
🌿 Thoughtfully printed: Made in the UK on FSC certified 300gsm card
🖤 Kraft envelope included: Ready for your handwritten message
📏 Size: 125 × 125 mm
Ideal for vampire fans, gothic soulmates and dramatic friends who appreciate a little tenderness with their dark humour.
Let customers speak for us
Great fit, very flattering, has pockets (yay), and is easy to style up or down. I also have the black skater dress, and the midi cat print dress, and am very happy to have a combination of both now
Brilliant, fits perfectly, everyone loves it, so pleased, love the pockets too x
This has to be the most comfortable dress I’ve ever worn. Stretchy, soft and amazing!
I love how they feel, the cotton fabric is soft and the vibrant print is joyful. I measured myself and went for an 18 but could have gone down a size. As a birder and nature lover I appreciate the accurate representation of the birds.
What a cute dress! The print looks even better in person (combines two of my favourite things!) and there’s so many colour options on the dress for me to match my different colour tights with. The fit is a little tighter compared to the old smock fit but it’s stretchy enough and still very much comfortable to wear. I can’t wait to wear this dress again!
Thanx for an amazing suits🤩
I love these tops, the fit is so flattering and the material is really good quality. Would absolutely recommend
Love the dress the fit,pockets,material
Absolutely love the dress. The shape, the fit, the length. All of it.
Lovely and soft and very autumnal! Absolutely love them!
I love it so much like my autum dungarees that I ordered the sunflowers dungarees today 🥰
These were my first pair of R&R fabric is lovely and soft and I am now a complete addict to the brand!
Absolutely love these. Lovely and soft - I got so many compliments when wearing them!
Gorgeous dress, happy to see the print make a comeback. The fabric is lovely, and has plenty of pockets.
I received these just in time for a birthday weekend in the Lake District. Lovely design that was perfect for woodland walks. The exchange process was quick and easy.
