When everything feels a bit too much, let the Timeout Tapir take the wheel. 😎

This rainbow-drenched coaster isn’t just here to catch your cup dribbles—it’s here to serve a loud and sweary reminder to slow down. Featuring Katie Abey’s grumpy-yet-golden tapir, it’s the sassiest bit of self-care you can slap on a table.

☕ Coaster Credentials:

• 🌈 Unfiltered Wisdom – Says what we’re all thinking, so you don’t have to
• ✨ Tapir With a Mission – The ultimate emotional support animal
• 🧽 Wipe Clean – Survives spills and meltdowns alike
• 📏 Perfectly Compact – 9cm square, ideal for mugs, goblets, and glasses of your calming herbal brews
• 🇬🇧 Made in the UK – Crafted with chaos and care

🎁 Fab for:

• That friend who needs to chill (and knows it!)
  
• Your WFH desk that’s 87% coffee stains
  
• Anyone who is one breakdown away from a nap

So next time you’re spiralling, glance down, take a breath, and let this coaster lovingly (and colourfully) remind you to Chill The Fuck Out. 🧘