Betiobca: Vlad the Impaler Funny Encouragement Card
Forget having it all figured out by 30...
The Betiobca Vlad the Impaler Funny Encouragement Card delivers a wonderfully questionable pep talk for anyone finding their feet, changing careers or finally starting that passion project. Featuring a portrait of Vlad and a gloriously dark punchline, this funny greeting card reminds your favourite late bloomer that there’s still time to make their mark. Ideally in a slightly less alarming way.
Why you’ll love it
🖤 Deliciously dark humour: An unconventional pick for someone who prefers their encouragement with a sinister little giggle
🎉 Celebrate a fresh start: Perfect for a new job, a bold career change or cheering on someone chasing a dream
✍️ Blank inside: Add your own words of encouragement, questionable wisdom or excellent in jokes
🌿 Thoughtfully printed: Made in the UK on FSC certified 300gsm card
💌 Ready to send: Includes a kraft envelope
📏 Size: 105 × 150 mm
A brilliant choice for history fans, dark humoured friends and anyone who needs reminding that life doesn’t come with a deadline.
Let customers speak for us
Great fit, very flattering, has pockets (yay), and is easy to style up or down. I also have the black skater dress, and the midi cat print dress, and am very happy to have a combination of both now
Brilliant, fits perfectly, everyone loves it, so pleased, love the pockets too x
This has to be the most comfortable dress I’ve ever worn. Stretchy, soft and amazing!
I love how they feel, the cotton fabric is soft and the vibrant print is joyful. I measured myself and went for an 18 but could have gone down a size. As a birder and nature lover I appreciate the accurate representation of the birds.
What a cute dress! The print looks even better in person (combines two of my favourite things!) and there’s so many colour options on the dress for me to match my different colour tights with. The fit is a little tighter compared to the old smock fit but it’s stretchy enough and still very much comfortable to wear. I can’t wait to wear this dress again!
Thanx for an amazing suits🤩
I love these tops, the fit is so flattering and the material is really good quality. Would absolutely recommend
Love the dress the fit,pockets,material
Absolutely love the dress. The shape, the fit, the length. All of it.
Lovely and soft and very autumnal! Absolutely love them!
I love it so much like my autum dungarees that I ordered the sunflowers dungarees today 🥰
These were my first pair of R&R fabric is lovely and soft and I am now a complete addict to the brand!
Absolutely love these. Lovely and soft - I got so many compliments when wearing them!
Gorgeous dress, happy to see the print make a comeback. The fabric is lovely, and has plenty of pockets.
I received these just in time for a birthday weekend in the Lake District. Lovely design that was perfect for woodland walks. The exchange process was quick and easy.
