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Sweary Cat Absolute B*llocks Coaster

Regular price £3.99

For When Life Feels Like... Well, You Know! 😼💥

Let this yellow feline friend say what you're thinking—loud and proud. With rainbow chaos and a face that says “I’ve had enough,” this coaster brings unapologetic humour and a whole lotta sass to your surfaces.

💬 Features You’ll Love:

  • 🐱 Sassy Cat Vibes: Katie Abey’s sweary kitty boldly declares “Absolute Bollocks” so you don’t have to
  • 💦 Wipe & Sip: Durable, high-quality finish that wipes clean with a damp cloth
  • 🌈 Colour Explosion: Bright rainbow background
  • 🇬🇧 Made in the UK

📏 Specs:

  • Measures approx. 3.5 inches / 9 cm square with rounded corners—ideal for your cuppa, cocktail, or chaos-cancelling coffee.

🎁 Perfect For:

  • That friend who says it how it is
  • Brightening up your desk, lounge or kitchen
  • Anyone who's had just about enough today

Because sometimes, only a sweary cat and a good brew will do. 🐾💬☕

Yellow coaster featuring a cartoon cat holding a black sign that says "Absolute Bollocks" in white text. The background is a bold rainbow stripe pattern. Illustrated by Katie Abey.
Sweary Cat Absolute B*llocks Coaster
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